TheBigMansini

The other night I was watching Last Call With Carson Daly (strictly for the purpose of having background noise while I worked) and BAM!!!! Outta the blue I heard this wild ass musical introduction. It sounded like an NES videogame or something on LSD. Then like the sound of a mad man, I heard the piping, almost robotic, voice of Scroobius Pip spouting a satirical new list of COMMANDMENTS. My particular favorites:

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.

Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

I realize that it's been a year since it was released, but I'm just now hearing it, and I really think that what they've brought to the table was deep and very awesome. I can't fuckin' believe it, but 've actually been starting to listen to music again lately, particularly indie-rock, house, and drum and bass, and I find that a lotta this stuff doesn't SUCK. This may be the start of a musical revolution, eh? Y'all check this fuckin' song out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4

As you all might have guessed these are serious times that well live in. At any momment the massive front of emoticons from the powefaces @_@ to the rolleyes could have their way with our beloved oneliner! But we must be vigilant and stand our ground hArtists! As we will not succumb to any terrorist emoticons! ESPECIALLY NOT THE EIGHT DEES! 8D

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Oh god... Here they come now! O______o

Get back!.... Git! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Alrighty then muh fellow Amuricans... didja vote? That is all...

Futhermoar...

BOOBS.

HAY GAEZ!!! Ok... So here I am... Back open for commissions! As usual here are the roolz:

ROOLZ - I don't draw scat/pissin', guro, beastiality, loli, shota, yaoi, or nuhin' like that. Everything else is groovy. Hit me up at bigmansini[at]yahoo.com for details involving pricing and all that jazz! Oh yeah, and check out all my other original stuff over at hArtists.net! PEACE!

Single Character shots:
$15 pencil sketch
$25 inked
$35 color
+$5 for each additional character
+$5 for a background

(I only work in flat colors now, don't do shading and lighting no more for time constraint reasons, but if you REALLY want that, lemme know, and I'll discuss it with you via email)

Furthermoar... I also do sequential art (comix) if anybody's interested... $50 a black and white page for that option, and $75 for color.

So YEAH! Hustler done STOLDED my idea. They're producing a parno called Nailin' Palyn!!! O___~ Foist and foimost, it was yesterday when a buddy of mine texted me, informing me of this hilarity, but he didn't know the producer of the flick. Then when I came here to the site this morning... BAM! Anonymous informs me that Hustler's behing it!!!! O____O I dunno if y'all recall but I have in FACT had a small history with Hustler... I tried submitting the "ECONOMIC FOREPLAY" cartoon to them... Do y'all think this is simply a matter of coincidence? Or maybe they're actually taking notice of Mansini at woik?! O____o DISCUSSION... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Ok, So uh, yeah, still lookin' for some hAnime that's funny, and also doesn't carry too much extreme content... Recently watched Foxy Nudes, which was funny, but often made me cringe in some scenes... ~_~

List currently includes:
Dragon Pink (SANTA NO BAAAAAAKAAAAAAAA!!!!)
Rei Rei: Missionary Of Love (Oh Manami baby, yer booty got it goin' on!)
Viper GTS (Carrera's hyperactive sex drive provided much of the funny)
Angel Blade (was at times fucked up, but had it's funny moments)
Ogenki Clinic (A ROFLbomb of early 90's hentai, Doctor's cock turns into Robo Cock)
Wordsworth (YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER!)

Y'all have any ideas, let ol' Mansini know, aight?

Ok, so last night I was chillen with some friends of mine, and my buddy Mike shows me these fuckfestic videogame reviews called "Zero Punctuation" done by some guy named Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. At first I was like, Ohhhhh God, what new stoopid trend has the web-affiliated ADD Generation blessed us with? While, yes, the reviews come at you RAPIDFIRE (hence, Zero Punctuation), The content is often dead on, Croshaw GRILLS VG developers and the industry for it's lack of originality, and the current generation of gamers for being epically shallow enough to continue buying the slop they come up with.

I urge ANY and EVERYBODY out there on this site who is a diehard videogame nut to check this guy's site out:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

In particular, please GOD watch the review about GTA4

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/48-Grand-Theft-Auto-IV

as I feel Croshaw totally captured EVERYTHING I felt was wrong with that game and the direction that Rockstar is headed. The guy's a pure genius, for one reason, he hits his subjects remorselessly, and he delivers rapid-fire so that the ADD generation can't whine about the review being too slow and drawn out. Run the check rude-boyz!

-Mansini

http://wii.kombo.com/article.php?artid=12349 I believe this explains it all.

Murk loar with me, wont chu?

Ok so yea... not a gopod Idean, but yeah fuck it I did it anywaydss. Lol. Dood, A,ercian wimemn WHUT THE CUFK MAN?!!??!??! I EMAN SERIOUSLY!!!!! DISC?USSOOION FGO!!!!!