TheBigMansini

The other night I was watching Last Call With Carson Daly (strictly for the purpose of having background noise while I worked) and BAM!!!! Outta the blue I heard this wild ass musical introduction. It sounded like an NES videogame or something on LSD. Then like the sound of a mad man, I heard the piping, almost robotic, voice of Scroobius Pip spouting a satirical new list of COMMANDMENTS. My particular favorites:

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.

Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.

Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.

Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music,
thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.

I realize that it's been a year since it was released, but I'm just now hearing it, and I really think that what they've brought to the table was deep and very awesome. I can't fuckin' believe it, but 've actually been starting to listen to music again lately, particularly indie-rock, house, and drum and bass, and I find that a lotta this stuff doesn't SUCK. This may be the start of a musical revolution, eh? Y'all check this fuckin' song out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4

As you all might have guessed these are serious times that well live in. At any momment the massive front of emoticons from the powefaces @_@ to the rolleyes could have their way with our beloved oneliner! But we must be vigilant and stand our ground hArtists! As we will not succumb to any terrorist emoticons! ESPECIALLY NOT THE EIGHT DEES! 8D

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Oh god... Here they come now! O______o

Get back!.... Git! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Alrighty then muh fellow Amuricans... didja vote? That is all...

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